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@; at
AFAIK: as far as know
AFK: away from the keyboard
ASL: age, sex, location
AISI: as I see it
ATB:  all the best
BBK: be back later
BCNU: be seeing you
BFN: bye for now
B4: before
C: see
CUL8R: see you later
F2F: face to face
H8: hate
GR8: great
JK: just kidding
JAM: just a minute
HAND: have a nice day
FYI: for your information
GAL: get a life
F2T: face to talk
IME: in my experience
IAC: in any case
IRL: in real life
BFN: bye for now
DK: don’t know
BTW: by the way
HTH: hope this helps

Clever woman

Clever woman

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money.

He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he Said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my Money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he Died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the Wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.

When They finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready To close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and Placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket Down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." "Yes," the wife said,

"I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket With him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the Casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it Into my account and I wrote him a check."

 

سه اتاق در جهنم

Three Rooms in Hell

A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you want to spend eternity in

The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony

The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains

The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees many people sitting around, up to their waists in garbage, drinking cups of tea

The man decides instantly which room he is going to spend eternity in and chooses the last room

He goes into the third room, picks up his cup of tea and the Devil walks back in saying "Ok, guys, tea break’s over, back on your heads

 

Behind the design of Seattle's library

Behind the design of Seattle's library



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