آزمون خیلی سخت

Difficult Essay Exam

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test. Minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.

The student asked, "Do you know who I am?"

The prof said, "No and I don't care."

The student asked again, "Are you sure you don't know who I am?"

The prof again said no. Therefore, the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw the papers in the air "Good" the student said, and walked out. He passed.

آزمون خیلی سخت

روزی یک دانش‌آموز یک آزمون خیلی سخت داشت. در آخر امتحان، استاد از همه‌ی دانش‌آموزان خواست که قلم‌هایشان را پایین بگذارند و بلافاصله دست خود را در روی برگه خود بگذارند. مرد جوان با خشم به نوشتن ادامه داد، گو اینکه او مطلع بود که اگر او بلافاصله دست نگه ندارد او محروم خواهد شد. او اخطار را نادیده گرفت و امتحان را تمام کرد. دقایقی بعد، با برگه‌ی آزمون به سوی آموزگار خود رفت. آموزگار به او گفت که برگه امتحانی او را نخواهد گرفت.

دانش آموز پرسید: «می دانی من چه کسی هستم»

استاد گفت: «نه و اهمیتی نمیدم»

دانش آموز دوباره پرسید: «مطمئنی که مرا نمی شناسی؟»

استاد دوباره گفت نه. بنابراین دانش آموز رفت سمت برگه‌ها و برگه خودشو وسط اونا جا داد (جوری که استاد نمی‌تونست بفهمه که کدوم برگه اونه!) اونوقت [با خوشحالی] کاغذهایی که تو دستش بود رو به هوا پرت کرد و گفت: ایول! و رفت سمت بیرون.

داستان انگلیسی پرنده و قفس

The bird and the cage

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He was adorned with perfect wings and with glossy, colorful feathers. He was a creature made to fly about freely in the sky, bringing joy to everyone who saw him.

One day, a woman saw this bird and fell in love with him. She watched his flight, her mouth wide in amazement, her heart pounding, her eyes shining with excitement. She invited the bird to fly with her, and the two traveled across the sky in perfect harmony. She admired and venerated and celebrated that bird.

But then she thought: He might want to visit far-off mountains! And she was afraid that she would never feel the same way about the other bird. And she felt envy, envy for the bird's ability to fly.

And she felt alone.

And her thought: "I'm going to set a trap. The next time the bird appears, he will never leave again."

The bird, who was also in love, returned the following day, fell into the trap and was put in a cage.

She looked at the bird every day. There he was, the object of her passion, and she showed him to her friends, who said: "Now you have everything you could possibly want."

However, a strange transformation began to take place; now that she had the bird and no longer needed to woo him, she began to lose interest.

The bird, unable to fly and express the true meaning of his life, began to waste away and his feathers began to lose their gloss; he grew ugly; and the woman no longer paid any attention, except by feeding him and cleaning out his cage.

One day, the bird died. The woman felt terribly sad and spent all her time thinking about him. But she did not remember the cage, she thought only of the day when she had seen him for the first time, flying contently amongst the clouds.

If she had looked more deeply into herself, she would have realized that what had trilled her about the bird was his freedom, the energy of his wings in motion, not his physical body.

Without the bird, her life too lost all meaning, and Death came knocking at her door. "Why have you come?" she asked Death. "So that you can fly once more with him across the sky," Death replied.

"If you had allowed him to come and go, you would have loved and admired him even more; alas, you now need me in order to find him again."

 

داستان انگلیسی The Elephant Rope

The Elephant Rope

As a man was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at any time, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.

He saw a trainer nearby and asked why these animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. “Well,” trainer said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”

The man was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

Failure is part of learning; we should never give up the struggle in life.

 

داستان انگلیسی THE FOX AND THE CROW

THE FOX AND THE CROW

A hungry fox once wandering in a jungle. He saw a crow sitting in a tree. It had a piece of cheese in its beak. He longed to eat it himself. So he sat down under the tree and said, “What a pretty bird you are! Your voice must also be very sweet. Do sing me a song, please.”

The crow was greatly pleased to hear its praise. It began to caw with endless pride. But the moment it did so, the piece of cheese fell down. The cunning fox picked it up and ran away saying, “Thank you, Mr. Crow. The cheese is very delicious indeed. But your voice is not so sweet, as I thought it to be!”

روباه و کلاغ

یک بار روباهی گرسنه داشت در جنگل می گشت که کلاغی را نشسته روی درختی دید. کلاغ تکه پنیری در منقار داشت و او دلش می خواست آن را خودش بخورد.

پس زیر درخت نشست و گفت: «تو چه پرندۀ زیبایی هستی! بایستی خیلی خوش آواز هم باشی. لطفا، برایم یک دهن بخوان.» کلاغ که از ستایش او خیلی حظ کرده بود، با افتخار تمام غارغار کردن گرفت. اما همین که خواند، تکۀ پنیر افتاد پایین.

روباه زیرک آن را برداشت و در حالی که در می رفت، گفت: ممنون آقا کلاغه، این پنیر واقعآ خیلی خوشمزه است، ولی همان طور که فکر می کردم صدای خوشی نداری

وقتی شانس در خونه شما را میزند

When Opportunity knocks....
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!'

Moral - When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT!

وقتی شانس در خونه شما را میزند

مردی با اسلحه وارد یک بانک شد و تقاضای پول کرد. وقتی پول ها را دریافت کرد رو به یکی از مشتریان بانک کرد و پرسید : آیا شما دیدید که من از این بانک دزدی کنم؟

مرد پاسخ داد : بله قربان من دیدم.

.سپس دزد اسلحه را به سمت شقیقه مرد گرفت و او را در جا کشت

او مجددا رو به زوجی کرد که نزدیک او ایستاده بودند و از آن ها پرسید آیا شما دیدید که من از این بانک دزدی کنم؟

مرد پاسخ داد : نه قربان. من ندیدم اما همسرم دید.

نکته اخلاقی: وقتی شانس در خونه شما را میزند. از آن استفاده کنید!

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - یخچال

Fridge

Raymond purchased a new fridge. The local council wanted £20 to remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion, so in order to save money he put it in his front garden with a sign that read, “Free to a good home. You want it, please take it.”

The fridge stood untouched for 4 days.

Raymond changed his tactics. He made a sign saying, 'Fridge for sale - £50.'

One day later the fridge disappeared: stolen.

یخچال

ریموند یخچال نویی خریده بود برای اینکه یخچال کهنه اش را درو بندازه 20 دلار باید هزینه می کرد

برای اینکه این پول را ندهد یخچال را می گذارد داخل حیاط با این تابلو :مجانیه ببرید

تا چهار روز یخچال از جاش تکان نخورد ریموند شیوه اش را عوض کرد تابلویی زد به این عنوان : یخچال برای فروش 50 دلار روز بعد یخچالی در کار نبود :به سرقت رفته بود