داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - Go Fishing

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out

My rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas".

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do"? You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box"....

 

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - The dentist

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

Mr. Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid:' But then his teeth began hurting a lot, and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long time. On the last day Mr. Robinson said to him, 'How much is all this work going to cost?' The dentist said, 'Twenty-five pounds,' but he did not ask him for the money.

After a month Mr. Robinson phoned the dentist and said, 'You haven't asked me for any money for your work last month.'

'Oh,' the dentist answered, 'I never ask a gentleman for money.'

'Then how do you live?' Mr. Robinson asked.

'Most gentlemen pay me quickly,' the dentist said, 'but some don't. I wait for my money for two months, and then I say, "That man isn't a gentleman," and then I ask him for my money.

 

The Bet by Anton Chekhov

It was a dark autumn night. The old banker was walking up and down his study and remembering how, fifteen years before, he had given a party one autumn evening. There had been many clever men there, and there had been interesting conversations. Among other things they had talked of capital punishment. The majority of the guests, among whom were many journalists and intellectual men, disapproved of the death penalty. They considered that form of punishment out of date, immoral, and unsuitable for Christian States. In the opinion of some of them the death penalty ought to be replaced everywhere by imprisonment for life. "I don't agree with you," said their host the banker. "I have not tried either the death penalty or imprisonment for life, but if one may judge a priori, the death penalty is more moral and more humane than imprisonment for life. Capital punishment kills a man at once, but lifelong imprisonment kills him slowly. Which executioner is the more humane, he who kills you in a few minutes or he who drags the life out of you in the course of many years?"

یک شب دلگیر پاییزی بود. بانکدار در اتاق کارش بالا و پائین می رفت و مهمانی یی را به خاطر می آورد که پانزده سال پیش در چنین شبی برگزار کرده بود. آدم های باهوش بسیاری در مهمانی حضور داشتند و گفتگوهای جالبی در گرفته بود. در خلال گفتگوها در باره مجازات مرگ صحبت کردند. اکثر مهمان ها که میانشان افراد روشنفکر و روزنامه نگار بسیار بودند اعدام را محکوم کردند. آنها این نوع مجازات را منسوخ، غیر اخلاقی و مغایر با مسیحیت می دانستند. به نظر عده ای باید حبس ابد در همه جا جایگزین اعدام می شد.بانکدار؛ میزبان آنها گفت: «من با شما موافق نیستم. من نه اعدام و نه حبس ابد را تجربه کرده ام اما اگر قرار بر پیش داوری باشد من اعدام را بسیار اخلاقی تر و انسانی تر از حبس ابد می دانم. اعدام بلافاصله می کشد اما حبس ابد به تدریج. کدام جلاد انسانی تر عمل می کند. آنکه شما را در عرض چند دقیقه می کشد یا آنکه طی سال های متمادی جانتان را می گیرد؟

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General Pershing

General Pershing was a famous American officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War.

After he died, some people in his home town wanted to remember him, so they' put up a big statue of him on a horse.

There was a school near the statue, and some of the boys passed it every day on their way to school and again on their way home.

After a few months some of them began to say, 'Good morning, Pershing', whenever they passed the statue, and soon all the boys at the school were doing this.

One Saturday one of the smallest of these boys was walking to the shops with his mother when he passed the statue. He said, 'Good morning, Pershing' to it, but then he stopped and said to his mother, 'I like Pershing very much, Ma, but who's that funny man on his back?'
 

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Yates had one daughter

Mr. and Mrs. Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much

Then she met a very nice young man. His name was George Watts, and he worked in a bank near her office. They went out together quite a lot, and he came to Carol's parents' house twice, and then last week Carol went to her father and said, 'I'm going to Marry George Watts, Daddy. He was here yesterday.'

'Oh, yes,' her father said. 'He's a nice boy-but has he got any money?'

'Oh, men! All of you are the same,' the daughter answered angrily. 'I met George on the first of June and on the second he said to me, "Has your father got any money?"