تئاتر

Last week I went to the theater, the play was very interesting. I didn’t enjoy it! A couple was sitting behind me, talking loudly. I couldn’t hear the actors; so I looked at them angrily. They didn’t pay any attention.
“I can’t hear a word” I said angrily.” it’s none of your business,” he said.” this is a private conversation!”

هفته قبل به تئاتر رفتم. نمایش بسیار جذاب بود.من از آن لذت نبردم.زوجی پشت سر من نشسته بودند و با صدای بلند صحبت می کردند.من نمی توانستم صدای بازیگران را بشنوم،بنابراین با عصبانیت به آنها نگاهی انداختم.آنها توجهی نکردند.با عصبانیت گفتم:”من یک کلمه نمی توانم بشنوم”.مرد گفت:”به تو ربطی ندارد.این یک گفتگوی خصوصی است .

ژنرال پرشینگ

General Pershing

General Pershing was a famous American officer. He was in the American army, and fought in Europe in the First World War.

After he died, some people in his home town wanted to remember him, so they' put up a big statue of him on a horse.

There was a school near the statue, and some of the boys passed it every day on their way to school and again on their way home.

After a few months some of them began to say, 'Good morning, Pershing', whenever they passed the statue, and soon all the boys at the school were doing this.

One Saturday one of the smallest of these boys was walking to the shops with his mother when he passed the statue. He said, 'Good morning, Pershing' to it, but then he stopped and said to his mother, 'I like Pershing very much, Ma, but who's that funny man on his back?'
 

رز درون

The Rose Within

A certain man planted a rose and watered it faithfully and before it blossomed, he examined it.

He saw the bud that would soon blossom, but noticed thorns upon the stem and he thought, "How can any beautiful flower come from a plant burdened with so many sharp thorns? Saddened by this thought, he neglected to water the rose, and just before it was ready to bloom... it died.

So it is with many people. Within every soul there is a rose. The God-like qualities planted in us at birth, grow amid the thorns of our faults. Many of us look at ourselves and see only the thorns, the defects.

We despair, thinking that nothing good can possibly come from us. We neglect to water the good within us, and eventually it dies. We never realize our potential.

Some people do not see the rose within themselves; someone else must show it to them. One of the greatest gifts a person can possess is to be able to reach past the thorns of another, and find the rose within them.

Help others to realize they can overcome their faults. If we show them the "rose" within themselves, they will conquer their thorns. Only then will they blossom many times over.
 

خانمی سه دختر داشت

A woman had 3 girls.

One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lake shore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning.

Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.

The next morning, he finds a brand new car in his driveway with this message on the windshield.

Thank you! Your mother-in-law who loves you!

A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law.

He jumps in the water and saves her also.

She offers him a new car with the same message on the windshield. Thank you! Your mother-in-law who loves you!

A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law.

While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:

Finally, it's about time that this old witch dies!

The next morning, he receives a brand new car with this message.

Thank you! Your father-in-law.
 

من زن هستم

Because I'm a woman

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone He asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, Yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, And take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, Even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults And fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, But sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God,

"The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides.
 

یاتس یک دختر داشتند

Yates had one daughter

Mr. and Mrs. Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much

Then she met a very nice young man. His name was George Watts, and he worked in a bank near her office. They went out together quite a lot, and he came to Carol's parents' house twice, and then last week Carol went to her father and said, 'I'm going to Marry George Watts, Daddy. He was here yesterday.'

'Oh, yes,' her father said. 'He's a nice boy-but has he got any money?'

'Oh, men! All of you are the same,' the daughter answered angrily. 'I met George on the first of June and on the second he said to me, "Has your father got any money?"