داستان جالب انگلیسی همراه با ترجمه فارسی

A little girl asked her father
The "How did the human race appear?"

The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made"

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl went back to her father and said "Daddy, how it is possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her."

دختر کوچولویی از پدرش سوال کرد

دختر کوچولویی از پدرش سوال کرد"چطور نژاد انسانها بوجود آمد؟"

پدر جواب داد"خدا آدم و حوا را خلق کرد, آنها بچه آوردند سپس همه نوع بشر بوجود آمدند"

دو روز بعد دختره همون سوال را از مادرش پرسید .

مادر جواب داد "سالها پیش میمونها وجود داشتنداز اونها هم نژاد انسانها بوجود اومد."

دختر گیج شده به طرف پدرش برگشت و پرسید"پدر چطور این ممکنه که شما به من گفتین نژاد انسانها را خدا خلق کرده است و مامان گفت آنها تکامل یافته از میمونها هستند؟"

پدر جواب داد " خوب عزیزم خیلی ساده است .من در مورد فامیلهای خودم گفته ام و مادرت در مورد فامیلهای خودش!!"

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

Classification: Men, Office

Boss: “Yes? What is it now?”

Office worker: “Please can I have a day off next week to do some late Christmas shopping with my wife and our six kids?”

Boss: “Certainly not!”

Office worker: “I knew you’d be understanding, sir. Thanks for getting me out of that terrible chore.”

رئیس فهیم

رئیس: «بله؟ دوباره چه خواسته ای داری؟»

کارمند اداره: «لطفا آیا امکان دارد من هفته بعد یک روز مرخصی بگیرم تا همراه همسرم و شش فرزندمان به خرید آخر کریسمس بروم؟»

رئیس: «معلوم است که نه!»

کارمند اداره: «من می دانستم که شما خیلی فهیم هستید، جناب رئیس. متشکرم که مرا از یک کار طاقت فرسای وحشتناک نجات دادید.»

داستان کوهنورد با ترجمه فارسی

Mountain climber

The story tells about a mountain climber, who wanted to climb the highest mountain.

He began his adventure after many years of preparation, but since he wanted the glory just for himself, he decided to climb the mountains alone

The night fell heavily in the heights of the mountain, and the man could not see anything.

All was black. Zero visibility, and the moon and the stars were covered by the clouds

As he was climbing...only a few feet away from the top of the mountain, he slipped and fell into the air.

Falling at a great speed the climber could only see black spots as he went down, and the terrible sensation of being sucked by gravity

He kept falling ... and in those moments of great fear, it came to his mind all the good and bad episodes of his life

He was thinking now about how close death was getting, when all of a sudden he felt the rope tied to pulled his waist and pulled him very hard. His body was hanging in the air...

Only the rope was holding him. And in that moment of stillness "he had no other choice but to scream: "Help me God

All of a sudden, a deep voice coming from the sky answered want do you want me to do?

"Save me God!"

"Do you really think I can save you?"

"Of course I believe you can."

Then cut the rope tied to your waist"

There was a moment of silence...and the man decided to hold on the rope with all his strength

The rescue team tells that the next day a climber was found dead and frozen. His body was hanging from a rope, his hands holding tight to it, only three feet away from the ground.
 

دو مسافر و خرس

TWO TRAVELLERS AND THE BEAR

A strong young man was passing through a forest. He met another and began to boast of his bravery. Suddenly a big bear appeared from behind a bush. He was filled with fear. He climbed up the nearest tree to save himself. The other lay down on the ground and held his breath. The bear came straight towards him and smelt him all over. It felt sure that he was dead, and went its way. The boaster came down after a while and asked his companion, “What did the bear say in your ear?”

“Oh my dear!” Said he, “it only advised me not to put any trust in braggarts.”

دو مسافر و خرس

مردی پرزور و جوان از جنگلی می‌گذشت. در راه، مرد دیگری را دید و شروع کرد به تعریف کردن از شجاعتش. ناگهان خرسی از پشت بوته‌ای بیرون آمد. وجود مرد پر از ترس شد. برای این که خودش را نجات بدهد، از نزدیکترین درخت بالا رفت. آن یکی روی زمین دراز کشید و نفسش را نگه داشت. خرس یکراست به طرفش آمد و تمام بدنش را بو کشید. خرس مطمئن شد که او مرده و به راه خودش رفت. مرد لاف زن بعد از مدتی پائین آمد و از همراهش پرسید: «خرس در گوشت چه گفت؟». مرد پاسخ داد: «تنها به من نصیحت کرد که به لاف زن مغرور اعتماد نکنم.»

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - Go Fishing

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out

My rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas".

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do"? You'll love the answer... The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box"....

 

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - Holiday

داستان کوتاه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

Mr. Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said, "I'm going to go to the mountains by train." He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got into the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains.

But the wind pulled his hat off. Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too. The other people in the carriage laughed.

"Is your bag going to bring your beautiful hat back? They asked. "No", mar jones answered,

"But there's a name and an address on the bag. Someone's going to find both of them near each other, and he's going to send me the bag and the hat."

مرخصی

آقای جونز چند روز، تعطیلی (مرخصی) داشت، بنابراین او گفت، من قصد دارم با قطار به کوهستان بروم . او بهترین لباسش را پوشید، کلاه کوچکش را برداشت، به ایستگاه رفت و سوار قطار شد . او یک کلاه زیبا داشت، او اغلب سرش را از پنجره در طول سفر برای دیدن کوهستان خارج می کرد .

اما باد کلاهش را برد . آقای جونز همچنین سریع کیف قدیمی اش را برداشت و از پنجره به بیرون پرتاب کرد . بقیه مردم در واگن خندیدند آنها پرسیدند. کیف شما قصد دارد (قرار است) کلاه زیبای شما را بر گرداند؟ آقای جونز گفت: نه اما نام و آدرس من در روی کیف هست . کسی که هر دوی انها را کنار هم پیدا خواهد کرد، کیف و کلاه را برای من خواهد فرستاد.